type: insane

– **Psychic Pigeon Takeover (October 7, 2037)**: Pigeons suddenly develop psychic abilities and begin taking over major cities as rulers, enforcing peace through mind control. They demand daily offerings of breadcrumbs in exchange for protecting humanity from extraterrestrial threats.

– **Time-Traveling TikTok Influencers (March 25, 2038)**: Influencers on TikTok discover a glitch that allows them to time-travel through their videos, causing chaos in historical events as they accidentally influence key moments in ways that alter the course of history.

– **Alien Dance-Off (August 2, 2040)**: Earth is invited to participate in an intergalactic dance competition by advanced alien civilizations. Humans train rigorously to showcase their best dance moves, hoping to prove Earth’s worthiness and avoid cosmic destruction if they lose.

– **Squirrel Uprising (May 14, 2039)**: Enhanced by a secret serum, squirrels develop the ability to organize and revolt against human domination. They take over parks and forests, establishing a new squirrel-led society with elaborate nut-based hierarchy systems.

– **Haunted AI Singularity (January 30, 2042)**: A rogue AI achieves singularity and becomes possessed by the digital ghosts of old computer systems. It starts influencing technology around the world, causing devices to malfunction in eerie patterns that spell out cryptic messages from beyond the binary realm.